shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick december
be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
not only that but not a lot of you even know where the fuck the clit is and push it like a goddamn button
if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future
because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive
our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.
people are calling danny “emotionally abusive” oh my god
Because he dares to have standards in a relationship so that both he and his partner are not emotionally scarred and can maintain open communication with each other.
When storing food in your bedroom is still a habit.
Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same response, then I have failed as a parent.
Who is this woman and can I send her a thank-you gift basket and a Black Parenting Award? This is why it is imperative that we teach our children real history outside of textbooks constructed by, written for, and approved by white men whose re-telling of history conveniently glosses over atrocities and minimizes suffering.
"bold new idea"
I want to go to that school and set fire to every history book in the building.
itsumohyouri’s dollie directory thing is a goddamn life-saver! It’s so useful. The only downside is I waste sooo much time going through all the tags!
Image by itsumohyouri
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it’s over here if anyone’s curious uwu a good way to find owner pics of whichever sculpt you’re looking for!
scREECH oh my goD thank you so much whoever wrote this ;O; this is such a ray of sunshine in my shitty shitty week!!! THANK YOU
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not